Dear Diary:
Mood: Apathetic.
My life is spiralling downward. I couldn't get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate me dry concert. It sucks 'cause they play some of my favorite songs like 'Stab My Heart Because I Love You' and 'Rip Apart My Soul' and of course, 'Stabby Rip Stab Stab'. And it doesn't help that I couldn't get my hair to do that flippy thingy. Like that guy from that band can do. Some days, you know...
I'm an emo kid, non-conforming as can be
You'd be non-conforming too if you looked just like me
I have paint on my nails and make-up on my face
I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs
'Cause I feel real deep when I'm dressing in drag
I call it freedom of expression, most just call me a fag
'Cause our dudes look like chicks, and our chicks look like dykes
'Cause emo is one step below transvestite!
Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I don't jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo
I'm dark, and sensetive with low self-esteem
The way I dress makes every day feel like Halloween
I have no real problems but I like to make believe
I stole my sister's mascara now I'm grounded for a week
Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies
I can't get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing
Girls keep breaking up with me, it's never any fun
They say they already have a pussy, they don't need another one
Stop my breathing and slit my throat
[ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/i-must-be-emo-lyrics-hollywood-undead.html ]
I must be emo
I don't jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo
Dye in my hair and polish on my toes
I must be emo
I play guitar and write suicide notes
I must be emo
My life is just a black abyss, you know, it's so dark. And it's suffocating me. Grabbing ahold of me and tightening its grip, tighter than a pair of my little sister's jeans... which look great on my by the way.
When I get depressed I cut my wrists in every direction
Hearing songs about getting dumped give me an erection
I write in a live journal and wear thick rimmed glasses
I told my friends I bleed black and cry during classes
I'm just a bad, cheap imitation of goth
You can read me "Catcher in the Rye," and watch me jack off
I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life
If I said I like girls, I'd only be half right!
I look like I'm dead and dress like a homo
I must be emo
Screw XBox, I play old school Nintendo
I must be emo
I like to whine and hit my parentals
I must be emo
Me and my friends all look like clones
I must be E-Mo
My parents just don't get me, you know. They think I'm gay just because they saw me kiss a guy. Well, a couple guys. But I mean, it's the 2000s. Can't 2... or 4 dudes make-out with each other without being gay? I mean, chicks dig that kind of thing anyways. I don't know diary, sometimes I think you're the only one that gets me, you're my best friend...
I feel like tacos
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Katana x3
xD "I feel like tacos" funneh x3
EmoPPLCryALot
oh well "emos are silly" you **** emo is just a short word for emotional and if i were u i would stfu too b****
XxXAprilxRainXxX
xxthedarkangelxx
this song iz too offending! **** it!
xxthedarkangelxx
i doubt this song iz by them!
xxthedarkangelxx
this song iz rlly by Hollywood Undead? it duznt sound lyk them at all!
Emos are silly
I found this song quite hilarious! :D But anyways being emo is pretty much pointless why is it cool to wear skin tight pants, be sad all the time and look like a freakin girl! Oh annnnnd dont even get me started on the cutting of oneself for a good reason! Thats probably the biggest bull **** i have ever heard! Sorry for the rant but im trying to get out a point... and you guys guessed it... EMOS ARE ****G **** STOP SAYING YOU HAVE ALL THESE PROBLEMS WHEN YOU PROBABLY HAVE LIKE A PERFECT LIFE< SO STFU!
XxXAprilxRainXxX
um wow. well what about the ppl that dont have perfect lives. what about if lyke thier parents hit them or somthing. then do they have a reason? just wonderin'. cuz u make it out like they just want attention but they dont so stop sterotyping ppl, u dont know them so how 'bout u keep ur offencive comments to ur self cuz other ppl might find it rude and uncalled for. u dont know any of the ppl that cut themself. and maybe if u did some reading u might understand instead of just assuming and going along with everything everyone else says cuz everyone isnt always right. ppl have reasons so how bout u stfu. k thanks >.<
kiwikins1234
gaaahhh.. i love this song. but whatever moron put it as Hollywood Undead is wrong >>; gaaahhh people these days >o
Belphegor
it may not have been originaly written and performed by hollywood undead but perhaps this is their remake? i dont know dont misunderstand this is just my guess and is only a theory with about a 12% chance of correctness
SilentStar22
i was told about this song and i know its not by hollywood undead. and i want to say that anyone who finds this humerous is cruel... just because someone is different than you doesnt give you the right to do this to them. its just not right
benjamin222
THIS SONG (AND THE GANGSTER SONG) are bother NOT HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD! This song was by Adam and Andrew, and the "I'm a gangster" song was by Rappy McRapperson
NicjoeKev
This song is awesome
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