I Predict A Riot Lyrics

Watching the people get lairy It's not very pretty I tell thee Walking through town is quite scary It's not very sensible either
A friend of a friend he got beaten He looked the wrong way at a policeman Would never of happened to Smeaton An old Leodensian
I predict a riot I predict a riot I predict a riot I predict a riot
I tried to get to my taxi The man in a tracksuit attacks me He said that he saw it before me And wants to get things a bit gory
Girls scrabble round with no clothes on To borrow a pound for a condom If it wasn't for chip fat they'd be frozen They're not very sensible
I predict a riot I predict a riot I predict a riot I predict a riot
And if there's anybody left in here Who that doesn't want to be out there
Watching the people get lairy It's not very pretty I tell thee Walking through town is quite scary It's not very sensible
I predict a riot I predict a riot I predict a riot I predict a riot
And if there's anybody left in here Who that doesn't want to be out there
I predict a riot I predict a riot I predict a riot I predict a riot