I Wanna Be an Alcoholic Lyrics

I wanna be an alcoholic I wanna be co-drug dependant Wanna be sedated most of the time [ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/i-wanna-be-an-alcoholic-lyrics-nofx.html ] I wanna sing, I wanna dance I wanna pass out and wet my pants I wanna be an alcoholic man!