I Wonder Would You Mind Lyrics

Did you ever? Never, neither have I Well, pardon me for breathing but Would you give me back my cup?
You know the one I mean, yes, you do Because I've seen you take it out from time to time I wonder would you mind
Excuse me Ma'm, your hand, it's on my knee Oh, would you mind removing it? My collar's getting rather stiff
And I'm not one to fuss, but if I don't catch my bus I'm afraid I won't be home in time I wonder would you mind
If I asked you for a date Kept you out three hours late Would you be happy or upset
Would you no longer Have respect for me Would I just be a danger?
On your mark, get set, all ready, go And don't be such a silly ass Just because you failed to pass
It doesn't mean to say, you can't try another day Why even failures pass in time I wonder would you mind