If The Whole World Was A Honky Tonk Lyrics

If the whole world was a honky tonk And it revolved around an old jukebox We'd tell our troubles to the Bar Over cryin' steel guitars and soon, they'd all be gone
Yeah, if you asked me what I thought I'd say, "We'd be better off If the whole world was a honky tonk"
You could smoke that cigarette An' be politically incorrect Show off that red 'round your neck Not hear a single soul object
Wouldn't need no lawyers to decide Who is wrong and who is right No need for big expensive trials An' brother, we'd just step outside
If the whole world was a honky tonk And it revolved around an old jukebox We'd tell our troubles to the Bar Over cryin' steel guitars and soon, they'd all be gone
Yeah, if you asked me what I thought I'd say, "We'd be better off If the whole world was a honky tonk"
Wouldn't have to pay no tax Just set a tip jar in the back If we ran low, we'd pass the hat I bet, we'd all be in the black If the whole world was a honky tonk
And if you're lookin' for love Someone to heal that broken heart Hey buddy, you'd be in half You wouldn't have to go that far
If the whole world was a honky tonk And it revolved around an old jukebox We'd tell our troubles to the Bar Over cryin' steel guitars and soon, they'd all be gone
If you asked me what I thought I'd say, "We'd be better off If the whole world was a honky tonk"
Life would be a three chord song And the king would be George Jones If the whole world was a honky tonk