I'm Bad Lyrics

Calling all cars, calling all cars Be on the lookout for a tall light-skinned brother with dimples Wearing a black Kangol sweatsuit, gold chain and sneakers Last seen on Farmers Boulevard headed east Alias LL Cool J, he's bad
No rapper can rap quite like I can I'll take a musclebound man and put his face in the sand Not the last mafioso, I'm a MC cop Make you say, "Go LL and do the wop"
If you think you can out rhyme me, yeah boy I bet 'Cause I ain't met a motherfucker who can do that yet Trendsetter, I'm better, my rhymes are good I got a gold nameplate that says, "I wish you would"
And when battle begin then I gotta join in and Before my rhyme is over you know I'ma win Cool J has arrived, so you better make way Ask anybody in the crowd, they say the kid don't play
Slaughter competition, that's my hobby and job I don't wear a disguise because I don't owe the mob Got a pinpoint rap that makes you feel trapped So many girls on my jock, I think my phone is tapped
I'm bad, Cool J, Cool J Cool J, Cool J , Cool J, Cool J
I'm like Tyson icin', I'm a soldier at war I'm makin' sure you don't try to battle me no more Got concrete rhymes been rappin' for ten years and Even when I'm braggin' I'm bein' sincere
MC's can't win, I make 'em rust like tin They call me Jaws, my hat is like a shark's fin Because I'm bad as can be, got my voice on wax Some brothers think he's making records, now he must have relaxed
I couldn't, shouldn't and it'll stay that way The best rapper you've heard is LL Cool J Kamikaze, take a look at what I've done Used to rock in my basement, now I'm number one
And can happen on time, never standin' on line You wanna try me? First, you better learn how to rhyme I'm the pinnacle, that means I reign supreme And I'm notorious, I'll crush you like a jelly bean
I'm bad
I eliminate punks, cut 'em up in chunks You were souped, you heard me and your ego shrunk I'm devastating, I'm so good it's a shame 'Cause I eat rappers like a cannibal, they call me insane
I'm as strong as a bull, of course you know why I pull I enjoy what I'm doing plus I'm paid in full Not buckaroo bonsai but bust it out as I Say the kind of rhymes that make MC's wish that I'd die
Never retire or put my mic on the shelf The baddest rapper in the history of rap itself Not bitter or mad, just provin' I'm bad You want a hit, give me a hour plus a pen and a pad
MC's they retreat 'cause they know I can beat 'em And eat 'em in a battle and the ref won't cheat 'em I'm the best takin' out all rookies So forget Oreos, eat Cool J cookies
I'm bad, Cool J, Cool J Cool J, Cool J, Cool J, Cool J
Never ever, no never Never wearin' no Levis, battle me, why try? I'll treat you like a stepchild, so tell mommy bye bye Slaughterin' MC's and I'ma never get whipped When I retire I'll get worshiped like a old battleship
L.L., I'm bad, other rappers know When I enter the center they say, "Yo, yo there he go" My paycheck's large, Mr. Bogart in charge Not a puncher or hunter from a raccoon lodge
The original Todd teachin' how to be hard Take the skin off a snake and split a pea from a pod You're a novice, I'm noble and I dissect with my tongue Not Attila the Hun, no, no, I'm outdoing his son
My vocal's exact like rack and pinion in a Jag You try to brag, you get your rhymes from a grab bag No good scavenger, catfish vulture My tongue's a chisel in this competition sculpture
I'm bad
Think I'm gonna need backup I think I'm gonna need backup Gimme that walkie-talkie Yo, this is LL Cool J And you'll never catch me so don't even try it I'm too bad for ya, understand? Aah, I'm bad