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I'm On A Boat Lyrics

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The Lonely Island : I'm On A Boat Lyrics

Songwriters: Cherrington, A; Samberg, Andrew D; Schaffer, Akiva; Taccone, Jorma;

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Oh shit, get your towels ready
It's about to go down
Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me
'Cause I'm sailing on a boat
I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look
At the motherfucking boat

I'm on a boat motherfucker, take a look at me
Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker, 'cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick, I'm on a boat, bitch
We drinking Santana champ 'cause it's so crisp
I got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
This dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and it's going fast and
I got a nautical themed, Pashmina Afghan
I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me, oh
Get the fuck up, this boat is real

Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker
This boat engine make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road
Poseidon, look at me, oh, all hands on deck
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say I fucked a mermaid

I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me
'Cause I'm sailing on a boat
I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look
At the motherfucking boat

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Featuring: T PAIN Lyrics

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gracio

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Nov 06, 2009 at 10:42 PM

OMIGOD! This music video is hilarious!! T-pain's got a top hat on!! TEHE!! :]

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twihead943

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Nov 05, 2009 at 02:50 AM

wow
these lyrics r cool
i just love all the pleasant language,wink wink!

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alyspar

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Nov 04, 2009 at 10:28 PM

wow.... such foul language!!!! LOL!

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Katiee7

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Oct 23, 2009 at 06:20 PM

Love it! So **** funny

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The Real Rellik

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Yesterday at 01:06 AM

i hate this song

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isbored77

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Oct 23, 2009 at 05:26 AM

Best song ever! the music video is awesome!

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JCat_007

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Sep 22, 2009 at 04:42 AM

Im on a BOAT ... LIKE A BOSS!!! lol
This song is the **** but like a boss is funnier

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mina-xxx

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Sep 19, 2009 at 04:47 PM

This is probably the WORST song anyone could ever think of. It is completely meaningless and useless.

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Johnno

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Sep 15, 2009 at 08:37 AM

I feel sea sick.

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rootadesigns

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Sep 14, 2009 at 05:13 PM

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Em Pleh

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Aug 31, 2009 at 05:25 AM

This song wins at life. S****ey407, you are just wrong. That is all I have to say.

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Em Pleh

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Aug 31, 2009 at 05:27 AM

Really? This site bleeps out the middle of a USERNAME while the words ****, mother****g/mother****er, and **** are displayed openly on the screen? Someone needs to fix this.

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