I'm On A Boat Lyrics

Oh shit, get your towels ready It's about to go down Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck But stay on your motherfucking toes We running this, let's go
I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat Everybody look at me 'Cause I'm sailing on a boat I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat Take a good hard look At the motherfucking boat
I'm on a boat motherfucker, take a look at me Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat You can't stop me motherfucker, 'cause I'm on a boat
Take a picture, trick, I'm on a boat, bitch We drinking Santana champ 'cause it's so crisp I got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's Straight flipping copies
I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit This dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget
I'm on a boat and it's going fast and I got a nautical themed, Pashmina Afghan I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me, oh Get the fuck up, this boat is real
Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker This boat engine make noise, motherfucker
Hey ma, if you could see me now Arms spread wide on the starboard bow Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat It's a big blue watery road Poseidon, look at me, oh, all hands on deck Never thought I'd see the day When a big boat coming my way Believe me when I say I fucked a mermaid
I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat Everybody look at me 'Cause I'm sailing on a boat I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat Take a good hard look At the motherfucking boat