Insane Lyrics

I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah, fucked in the head My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed Till one night he snuck in and said "We're goin' out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed"
"Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?" "After I fuck you in the butt, get some head Bust a nut, get some rest", the next day my mother said "I don't know what the fuck's up with this kid"
"The bastard won't even eat nothin', he's fed He just hung himself in the bedroom, he's dead" "Debbie, don't let that fucker get you upset Go in there, stick a fuckin' cigarette to his neck"
"I bet you he's fakin' it, I'll bet you, I'll bet He probably just wants to see how upset you would get I'll go handle this of course unless you object?" "Aw, go fuck his brains out if any's left in his head"
If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's insane
If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's insane
Did you get him? Naw the fucker tried to bite my face off I just got fuckin' chased off with a chainsaw Then he took the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' blades off Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot
Then he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop Took his eye out, picked it up and played ping pong Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong That motherfucker's got nuts like King Kong
Then he set the lawnmower out on the dang lawn And he laid all up underneath it with the thing on Then he took his pants, he took every fuckin' thing off Everything 'cept his tank top and his trainin' bra
Ain't he raw? Yeah, maniac, that's Shady Dog Man, that motherfucker's gangsta, ain't he, dog? Shady Dog, what be goin' through that fuckin' brain of yours? Say no more, what the fuck you waitin' for, sing along
If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's insane
If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's insane
Don't you know what feltch means? Yeah, well then tell me Would you rather get feltched or do the feltchin'? Fuck 'em in the ass, suck the cum out while you're belchin' Burp, belch and go back for a second helpin'
Can you dig what I'm sayin', man, could you smell me? I want you to feel me like my stepfather felt me Fuck a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelpin' Shady, what the fuck you sayin'? I don't know help me
What the fuck's happenin'? I think I'm fuckin' meltin' "Marshall, I just love you, boy, I care about your well being" No Dad, I said, no, I don't need no help peein' I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see
I only get naked when the babysitter tells me She showed me a movie like 'Nightmare on Elm Street' But it was X and they called it 'Pubic Hair on Chelsea' Well, this one's called 'Ass Rape' and we're shootin' the jail scene
If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's insane
If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's insane