Before I'm done I'm
a run this, run this. Before I'm
done I'm a run this, run this.
Before I'm done I'm a run this
town. Into the ground.
Dilute me, water me down, how?/
There's more chance of me courting a cow
disappeared, last seen walking around
At 27 with a sign saying 40
Does Katie look like amy, or amy look
What the fuck are these cosmetic
I'd never imagined shagging a
But that vajazzle is, so bedazzling
I want the light skinned chick from the misfits
To pull my pants down and tell me if this fits
When I say I'm a big prick; it's my dick talking
I can't help it, I'm a bit of a dipstick
Sadistic, come on cunts! Insult
me I insist
A dimwit with a dick covered in lipstick
on the prowl, walking around zipper down; dick
Before I'm done I'm a run this, run this. Before I'm
done I'm a run this, run this. Before I'm done I'm a
run this town. Into the ground
Who wants to fuck with me now?
A half wit with a fringe started it an he's stuck with me now!
I'm hunting him down
Wow, how could he accuse me
of clucking over crusty the clown?
You're in trouble, prick, I'm in a muddle, prick
Is that your chick or mick hucknell, prick
Dick, minge you puss
I pray for the day I find him face down in that ginger
Imagine cheating on your wife
Footballers are as sleazy as you like
Imagine sleeping with the wife of another
Imagine sleeping with the wife of your brother
Imagine if I said Imogen, I may do
If I hate you, for me to name an shame you ain't
Make a mistake an say something,
Not even an injunction with a cape could
I don't say this to all the girls just you
because I trust you!
Come here slut I need a drug mule
I do these things because its fun to
I don't need a mule for drugs, I just wanted to see if you were in love
enough to put drugs up you?
Now you've got a clung full of monk and mushrooms
I really can't believe you called my bluff, I ain't fingering your chick I'm looking for my drugs
Why think about what I say? I say what I feel
Women call me rapey,
I say cop a feel
The worst day on this earth was the day I got a deal
I ain't been the same since the
day I dropped a pill
I ain't lost appeal I got appeal though
Spit hard kick rhymes with a steel toe
Cap, been bad with a real flow
Back, intact an I'm still pro, rah!
Your opinions ain't shit to me
I couldn't give a fuck what you think of me
I may contradict myself as I change and I grow
Though my bet'd be I'll be this way till I'm old
From I was young I've been too long in the tooth
I ain't down with the trumpets I ain't quirky or cool
If I've offended you and you're coming to get me?
Just know if I'm going to hell you're coming with me...