(parody of "Carnival Of The Animals" by Camille Saint-Saens)
This is a new composition which features
A random assortment of all living creatures
You'll find that it's not quite exactly the same
As the one by Camille Saint what's-his-name
Camille, in his research, was slightly behind
And I guess that some critters just plain slipped his mind
So to fill in this void in the Animal Kingdom
I'll read some new verses. I'm not gonna sing them.
So kindly shut up and I'll narrate for you
"Carnival of the Animals Part Two"