Ivan Meets G.I. Joe Lyrics

So you're on the floor, at 54 Think you can last at the palace Does your body go to the to and fro? Tonight's the night, oh didn't you know
That Ivan meets G.I. Joe Ivan meets G.I. Joe Ivan meets G.I. Joe Ivan meets G.I. Joe
He tried his tricks, that Ruskie bear The United Nations said it's all fair He did the radiation, he did the chemical plague He could not win with a cossack spin
The Vostok Bomb, the Stalin strike He tried every move, he tried to hitch hike He drilled a hole like a Russian star He made every move in his repertoire
When Ivan meet G.I. Joe Ivan meet G.I. Joe Ivan meet G.I. Joe Ivan meet G.I. Joe
Ivan meet G.I. Joe Ivan meet G.I. Joe Ivan meet G.I. Joe Ivan meet G.I. Joe
It was G.I. Joe's turn to blow He turned it on cool and slow He tried a pay phone call to the Pentagon A radar scan a leviathan
He wiped the Earth clean as a plate What does it take to make a Ruskie break? But the crowd are bored and off they go Over the road to watch China blow
Ivan meet G.I. Joe Ivan meet G.I. Joe Ivan meet G.I. Joe Ivan meet G.I. Joe