Jerry was a race car driver
And he drove so goddamned fast
He never did win no checkered flag
But he never did come in last
Jerry was a race car driver
He'd say El solo number one
With a bocephus sticker
On his 442 he'd light 'em up
Just for fun
Aaaaaaaaaaahhh!
Captain Pierce was a fireman
Richmond engine #3
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I'll be a wealthy man when I get
A dime for all the things that
Man taught to me
Captain Pierce was a strong man
Strong as any man alive
It stuck in his craw that they
Made him retire at the age of 65
Aaaaaaaaaaahhh!
Jerry was a race car driver
22 years old
Had too many cold beers one night
And wrapped himself around a telephone pole.
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