Jersey Clowns Lyrics

Tell the boys in the back, that Dan, he's crashed his Cadillac He ain't hurt nobody, 'least he wasn't drinking He was just outside Detroit, you know those roads, they are all broke You can't get anyplace, there ain't no point in drivin' He's flying in today, he's been all around the USA He's seen every state at least twice
Who's gonna break the news that his lady's run loose Yeah, it's getting around I gotta tell him the truth but I don't wanna do it Don't wanna bring him down 'Cause being down with some Jersey Clowns Can almost drive you insane
What a shame he's been away He's worked so hard to pay those bills He's got two kids from his marriage before And I wonder what makes him stay You know it ain't the first time she's played him like that A thousand times, it won't be the last
I'm just gonna break the news that his lady's run loose Yeah, it's getting around I gotta tell him the truth but I don't wanna do it Don't wanna bring him down 'Cause being down with some Jersey Clowns Can almost drive you insane
Tell the boys in the back if they've got some room for Dan I'm sure he'll be grateful as he's coming home today
Who's gonna break the news that his lady's run loose Yeah, it's getting around I gotta tell him the truth but I don't wanna do it Don't wanna bring him down 'Cause being down with some Jersey Clowns Can almost drive you insane
Being down with some Jersey Clowns Can almost drive you insane, insane