Jimmy's Crazy Conspiracy Lyrics

Dug too deep into illuminatti Rather found out from the sleaziest paparazzi, paparazzi Want to bet check the Internet, it's something that I'd show you But it's something that you might regret so don't check just yet
These cats are out to wipe out the nation These pricks use us to fund their NASA station so
We tell another constantly But shady'd telepathically Do it through the telephone Sending cheap lies through their home
We tell another constantly But shady'd telepathically Do it through the telephone Sending cheap lies through their home
Jimmy simmer down, I don't believe for one second Lies like that are made up to suck people like you in So don't bite the bait son
I've still not seen this documentary It puts down priests and that's something that I'm not into And I won't begin to
You talk so much of depopulation Won't come to Dundee so I don't see why your caring so
We tell another constantly Shady'd telepathically Do it through the telephone Sending cheap lies through their homes
Still not seen this documentary Puts down priests I can't begin to I've known you since elementary I never asked you to grow cold I only told you 'cause you're close to me, we argue
One another constantly When it's really not our place to say We do it through the telephone Sending cheap lies through their home
Tell one another constantly When it's really not our place to say We do it through the telephone Sending cheap lies through their home
Tell one another constantly When it's really not our place to say We do it through the telephone Sending cheap lies through their home
We tell each other constantly When it's really not our place to say We do it through the telephone And no one's ever wrong