it's the gay nineties and you can't watch nothin' good
mindless pinko garbage is all they make in hollywood
kung fu theatre, now there's a show with class
like to find the guy who cancelled it and karate chop his ass
so after alf is done, there ain't nothin' good on
all my rowdy friends come over because i have pong
join us! join us! join us!
join us for pong!
i got the foxes i got that clout
i got my unit on the day they came out
you bring the snack treats you bring the booze
i ain't bringin' nothin' does that box belong to you?
pass the dutchies on my all time favourite song
but turn it down you moron cause we're tryin' to play pong
don't be fooled by world peace or an economy that's stable
the cia's just got more time to watch you through your cable
they would control you and take away your brain
you can defeat them if you switch your box over to "game"
do what's right to you not what they tell you to
you can fight, we meet tonight, so join us for pong