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Jolly Green Giant Lyrics

"Jolly Green Giant" was written by Easton/harris/terry Jr.
"Jolly Green Giant" was written by Easton/harris/terry Jr.

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In the valley of the Jolly

Heard about the Jolly Green Giant
He's so big and mean
(Artichoke hearts)

Well, he stands there laughin'
With his hands on his hips
And then he hits you with a can of beans

Well, he lives down there in his valley
(Brussels sprouts)
The cat stands tall and green

Well, he ain't no prize
And there's no women his size
And that's why the cat's so mean

One day he left his valley pad
I mean to say this cat was mad
Now lookin' 'round he wasn't gone long
And then he ran into an Amazon

Well, this changed his whole complexion
He had never seen such a beautiful sight
Then he looked at her and she looked at him
And she almost passed out from fright

He looked at her thought, what a dilly
He touched her once, she slapped him silly
This was something he had never sensed

He looked at her as she commenced
"Now listen, pal, this ain't no fluke
I can't see goin' with a big green kook"

You've heard about the Jolly Green Giant
Don't let his troubles cross your mind
(Celery stalks)
He couldn't get Sally so went back to his valley
The cat was color-blind

Canned beans


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Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Universal Music Publishing Group, CARLIN AMERICA INC, CONEXION MEDIA GROUP, INC.


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