Weird Al Yankovic




Jurassic Park Lyrics

Weird Al Yankovic : Jurassic Park Lyrics

Songwriters: Webb, Jimmy; Yankovic, Al;
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I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes
And before long, they were cloning DNA
Now I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors
Well, believe me this has been one lousy day

Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone shut the fence off in the rain
I admit it's kinda eerie
But this proves my chaos theory
And I don't think I'll be coming back again, oh no!

I cannot approve of this attraction
'Cause getting disemboweled always makes me kinda mad
A huge tyrannosaurus ate our lawyer
Well, I suppose that proves they're really not all bad

Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone let T- Rex out of his pen
I'm afraid those things'll harm me
'Cause they sure don't act like Barney
And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend, oh no!

Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
What a crummy weekend this has been
Well, this sure ain't no e-ticket
Think I'll tell them where to stick it
'Cause I'm never coming back this way again, oh no, oh no!

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  • kiki13141314
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    Jul 20, 2007 at 04:18 AM

    if you really want to laugh @ this song then you got to see the video!!love it


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