Kickapoo Lyrics

A long ass freaking time ago In a town called Kickapoo There lived a humble family Religious through and through But yay, there was a black sheep And he knew just what to do
His name was young J.B. And he refused to step in line A vision he did see-eth Freaking rocking all the time He wrote a tasty jam And all the planets did align
Oh, the dragon's boards were blazing As I stepped into his cave Then I sliced his freaking cockles With a long and shiny blade
'Twas I who bugged the dragon Buckalizing buckaloo And if you try to buck with me Then I shall buck you too
Gotta get it on in the party zone I gotta lock and load in the party zone Gotta lick a toad in the party zone Gotta break the code in the party zone
You've disobeyed my orders, son Why were you ever born? Your brother's ten times better than you Jesus loves him more
This music that you play for us Comes from the depths of Hell Rock 'n' roll's the Devil's work He wants you to rebel
You'll become a mindless puppet Beelzebub will pull the strings Your heart will lose direction And chaos, it will bring
You'd better shut your mouth You better watch your tone You're going for a week With no telephone
Don't wanna hear you cry Don't let me hear you moan You gotta praise The Lord When you're in my home
Dio, can you hear me? I am lost and so alone I'm asking for your guidance Won't you come down from your throne?
I need a tight compadre Who will teach me how to rock My father thinks you're evil But man, he can suck a rock
Rock is not the Devil's work It's magical and rad I'll never rock as long as I am Stuck here with my dad
I hear you, brave young Jables You are hungry for the rock But to learn the ancient method Sacred doors, you must unlock
Escape your father's clutches And this oppressive neighborhood On a journey, you must go To find the land of Hollywood
In The City of Fallen Angels Where the ocean meets the sand You will form a strong alliance And the world's most awesome band
To find your fame and fortune Through the valley you must walk You will face your inner demons Now go, my son and rock
So he bailed from freaking Kickapoo With hunger in his heart And he journeyed far and wide To find the secrets of his art
But in the end, he knew That he would find his counterpart Rock, rock, rock