King of Asskissing Lyrics

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Being the king of asskissing, makes him a royal drag And the king of asskissing, he's after me again, bringing me his royal nag He takes every opportunity to get to me And here he comes again, dont think I'll ever be at rest I suppose happiness will come to some but I'll never be a lucky one Still I got to keep on hoping for the best
But once again he comes again that's how the story goes And it's been long enough for me to know where he's about to put his nose Sometime, someday that bastard's gonna pay
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The king of asskissing says I'm the one and only And the king of asskissing with his constant presence He keeps me from being lonely He's a royal branch of luncay that gets to me And here we go again It looks as if he's here to stay I've tried to beat to pull and whack But a monkey sliding down my back won't so easily go away
So once again he comes again about to reach his goal The one and only Monrach with his kingdom in a hole Sometime, soon the king of asskissing is gonna pay