Lark On My Go-Kart Lyrics

Sitting on a truffet Puffing on the best cut buds tryna get butt from ms. muffet Me and teddy ruxpin stirring up a ruckus egging all the houses smashing all the pumpkins suck a dick butt kiss chumps can't funk with the punk kids Ash Roth be the king of the blumpkins any Tim Duncan, spur of the moment let the whole world know I run shit jump ship quick, tell a friend that I'm dumb sick spit fungus that'll grow from a dumb trip twist to a front flip son that was some trick watch all the dumb chicks hump when I bump this

Kinda like the blonde Bob Saget Ash can get nasty Pass me a blunt and some captain chilling with an Ashley Heading to the mall Sitting in the backseat getting jerked off 10 feet tall with the balls of a matador Door matted whore with your words heard that before Poor metaphor pedicure get your feet fixed Walk in my shoes for a few you gone need it Yea got your Wii fit to practice your freeze with Need a few weeks before you can compete with Razor Ramone flow o' so sharp You can take kapowsky (as in saved by the bell) I'm a take lark on my go-kart! [ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/lark-on-my-gokart-lyrics-asher-roth.html ]

Mario kart skills are outrageous Play me any day and I'll be the best racist Wait no erase it meant to a racer Traded in my cell phone for a new pager Take off your blue tooth now dot com I'm at the grocery store with hot moms Bout 35 with at least 2 kids We can make out while my friend babysits All up in your fridge eating left over shit Tuna sandwich, butterscotch, crumpets, Cheeto's be my choice of chip I enjoy for a bit Take a sip from my sips and then split
Throw that J up is it rolled? Yeah, Roll it up.
Hair like a troll doll Basketball shorts on yeah I'm a dork but im still holing court ball up balla Yea I take to long get dolled up Give a fuck if I look like I just woke up Who my tryna impress Honey in the sundress With the breasts luscious Just sent me a text O-M-G your the B-E EST If you tryna have sex I'm the best at it!!