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(Ukulele solo)

This is a song of how I see the world

Would you bring a man to his knees?
Hey, if hes beat then why not squeeze?
If I see an opportunity, I would even sell my old granny, granny Annie
Whoa

Would you kick a man while hes down?
Best time when hes on, on the ground

I would step on anybody if, if I thought it would make me, a somebody
I wouldnt step on nobody but, it just makes me feel like Im a somebody somebody somebody somebody

Would you steal a rich mans wife?
If it made my life, oh! Less of a strife
Lazing around on her old mans money well,
That just makes me feel like Im a somebody somebody somebody

Would you take a man for all hes got?
Leaving him with diddly, haha! Diddly squat

I would step on anybody if, if I thought it would make me a somebody right here, right now
I wouldnt step on nobody but, it just makes me feel Im a somebody somebody somebody somebody

Would you twist? Would you twist that mans wrist?
Its good to fix up a few, dirty tricks
Yeah I dont give a shit well my skin is that thick
Im a get rich quick, get rich quick son of a bitch
Yeah thats who I am
Maybe I lack a little, upper class!
But as long as Im all right Jack its, up your arse!

Yeah, I would step on anybody if, if I thought it would make me a somebody right here, right now
I wouldnt step on nobody but, it just makes me feel like Im a somebody
Oh yes I am

Would you drag that man? Would you drag that man down?
If I thought that I was going to drown
Then Id spread it all round town of how I tried to save the man who unfortunately, he drowned. Yes he went down!

Would you stab a man in the back?
Best time when they cant fight you back

I would step on anybody if, if I thought it would make me a somebody
I wouldnt step on nobody but, it just makes me feel Im a somebody
Oh please I want to be a somebody please
I want to step into the sunlight
Oh, from the darkness,
yeah whoahohoh please
Why not me?
Oh whoah whoah
YEAH

Up em an fuck em an suck em an screw em an woo em an do em an trash em an smash em an bash em accuse em amuse em an use em grab em an gag em an nab em an bag em until they say
Until they say goodbye!
Up em an fuck em an screw em an woo em an do em trash em an smash em an bash em grab em an gag em until they say
Until they say goodbye

(Piano solo)

Hes got an unusually sized head for his size
So you would of thought that theres a lot of thought going on
Aint no surprise when you look into his eyes
Yeh the lights are on but nobodies home
Hes a man with his old mans plans
Fight the Taliban, fill the oil can up again
But theres another man, a man from Pakistan
Says you cant blame them it was you who trained them to defend

Hey! Hey!

The old Cossacks are dying to get back
To the good old days of the comrades at the gate
Theyre having those flashbacks, of all those kickbacks
When the state dished out all the top jobs to their mates

Thats how it is, thats how its always been
Why am I even thinking I can do a single thing?
Its not my wish, that youre even listening
Im just trying, trying to do my thing
Anything

Lovely smile, but that only lasts a while
Because the gentle can turn to metal very serious
So I would run a mile, because they aint got as many missiles
But theres a lot more of them than there is of any of us
Hes only a little fella, but he can go hell for leather
But its not good enough to be talking tough on T.V
Because if youre a yella, and your not a teller
Then I cant see nothing in his ship for me

Hey!

And it must be neat to join that exclusive clique
But your only hope is to talk to a dope in a suit
Your one small leap with a scientific technique
To have the physique, even a sheeps I.Q

Thats how it is, thats how its always been
Why am I even thinking I can do a single thing?
Its not my wish, that youre even listening
Im just trying, trying to do my thing
Anything

(Piano solo)

Well the Earth is a special place, its the third rock from the sun
If we are to preserve the human race theres a few things that need to be done
And how could that be worse? As we spin around and around
A paradise in the universe, expanding at the speed of sound

(Scientific instrument sound)

Yeah well the Earth is a special place, its the third rock from the sun
If we are to preserve the human race theres a few things that need to be done
And how could that be worse? As we spin around and around
A paradise in the universe, expanding at the speed of sound

Yeah la la ladadadadadada
Lala lohdadadada

Well the Earth is a special place, its the third rock from the sun
If we are to preserve the human race theres a few things that need to be done
And how could that be worse? As we spin around and around
A paradise in the universe, expanding at the speed of sound

Yeah la la ladadadadadada
Lada lohdadadada

Well the Earth is a special place, its the third rock from the sun
If we are to preserve the human race theres a few things that need to be done
And how could that be worse? As we spin around and around
A paradise in the universe, expanding at the speed of sound

la la ladadadadadada
Lada lohdadadada

Oh yeah

(Little kid)

If youre looking at it all
Your gonna feel small
But youre not small at all

(Back to Lee)

Youre big

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