Shut your f**king face, Uncle F**ka
You're a cock sucking, ass licking Uncle F**ka
You're an Uncle F**ka, yes, it's true
Nobody f**ks uncles quite like you
Shut your f**king face, Uncle F**ka
You're the one that f**ked your uncle, Uncle F**ka
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn
You just f**k your uncle all day long