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Major Pager Lyrics

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"Major Pager" is track #6 on the album Spiders. It was written by Edwards, James Desmond / Griffiths, Francis / Parle, Andrew / Scott, Thomas.
"Major Pager" is track #6 on the album Spiders. It was written by Edwards, James Desmond / Griffiths, Francis / Parle, Andrew / Scott, Thomas.

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Mr. Major's got a pager
Because he sells E's
To the Russians
Who crush and snort them
But they never seem to sneeze
I need no answers to my questions
And I need no questions to my answers
Now Felix the Cat is on his back
Oh Felix the Cat what a twat
So who needs Columbo
He's just got off a slow boat
From China or somewhere like that
I need no answers to my questions
And I need no questions to my answers
I need no answers to my questions
And I need no questions to my answers

Songwriters
Edwards, James Desmond / Griffiths, Francis / Parle, Andrew / Scott, Thomas

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