Mean Mr Mustard Lyrics

Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park Shaves in the dark, trying to save paper
Sleeps in a hole in the road Saving up to buy some clothes Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
Such a mean old man Such a mean old man
His sister Pam works in a shop She never stops, she's a go-getter
Takes him out to look at the Queen Only place that he's ever been Always shouts out something obscene
Such a dirty old man Dirty old man