Million Dollar Bash Lyrics

Well, that big dumb blonde With her wheel gorged Turtle, that friend of theirs With his checks all forged
And his cheeks in a chunk With his cheese in the cash They're all gonna be there At that million dollar bash
Ooh, baby, ooh ee Ooh, baby, ooh ee It's that million dollar bash
Ev'rybody from right now To over there and back The louder they come The bigger they crack
Come now, sweet cream Don't forget to flash We're all gonna meet At that million dollar bash
Ooh, baby, ooh ee Ooh, baby, ooh ee It's that million dollar bash
Well, I took my counselor Out to the barn Silly Nelly was there She told him a yarn
Then along came Jones And emptied the trash Ev'rybody went down To that million dollar bash
Ooh, baby, ooh ee Ooh, baby, ooh ee It's that million dollar bash
Well, I'm hittin' it too hard My stones won't take I get up in the mornin' But it's too early to wake
First it's hello, goodbye Then push and then crash But we're all gonna make it At that million dollar bash
Ooh, baby, ooh ee Ooh, baby, ooh ee It's that million dollar bash
Well, I looked at my watch I looked at my wrist I punched myself in the face With my fist
I took my potatoes Down to be mashed And I made it over At that million dollar bash
Ooh, baby, ooh ee Ooh, baby, ooh ee It's that million dollar bash