Cledus T. Judd

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My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy

Hi ho Silver, away!

After my show thought I'd have a little fun
Hopped on a horse Lord he sure could run
Well I got a butt kicking when the police finally caught me
Give me back my horse

Not a moment too soon Tim McGraw jumped in
Did his best Jackie Chan got a cop on the chin
Now I don't understand why they's arresting me

My cellmate thinks I'm sexy I really turn him on
He's always staring at me when them guards are gone

I'm running out of cigarettes he's asking me to dance
He say's I'm looking good in these orange pants
I really wish Tim McGraw was here to protect me
My cellmate thinks I'm sexy

I'd give anything to be back on my bus
I'm hiding in my bunk but he's climbing on up
Swears all he wants me to do is sing him one of my songs

Says he's got a dream I'm afraid of what it is
You're never gonna see me on a horse after this
I only get one call I hope Faith is home
Answer the phone

My cellmate thinks I'm sexy he just won't leave me alone
He's blowing kisses at me and I'm a duckin' 'em all

I hate to break it to him I'm in no mood for romance
What part of no don't this fool understand
I'm in big trouble if someone don't come and get me
My cellmate thinks I'm sexy

Well one day behind bars is long enough
'Cause when I drop that soap oh his eyes light up

My cellmate thinks I uh
My cellmate thinks I'm sexy I really turn him on
My name is Kenny Chesney this ain't nowhere I belong

Me and Tim's in trouble buddy one thing is for sure
George Strait's gonna kick us off his George Strait Tour
I'd call Tracy Lawrence but he's in the next cell beside me
My cellmate thinks I'm sexy, my cellmate thinks I'm sexy

I had him from hello, what's up!

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