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One two three four

People think I'm tall
You probably do too
Got a big hat size and a 16 shoe
And a 16 shoe

As tall as a tree
But as wide as a twig
To top it all off
My wiener is...tiny
My wiener is tiny

Doesn't make any sense it's only 2 1/2
Whenever I'm naked even Asians laugh
(Asian tune)
It'll be like nothing you've ever felt
I'm the only guy who needs a condom belt (What?)

Please don't be mean
Please don't be a jerk
I've tried all those pills
Trust me they don't work
Trust me they don't work

If girth was a virtue I'd end up in hell
Right now I'm erect and you can't even tell
You can't even tell

I hate myself
Why isn't it long!
Did my circumcision go horribly wrong
When my girlfriend saw it she started to sob
I can only give you a finger job

Wanna be the stud now I'm the stooge
Wouldn't be weird if my balls weren't so huge
But my balls are huge!
I guess it would be great if I was hung like a horse
I gotta let nature take its course
Nature takes its course

Just kidding I'm huge
Sorry about the Asian part

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