Lipitor tore up my tendon, that was no damn good
So now Im taking Crestor, cause the doctor said I should
I cut back on the Avodart, its every other night
Lorazepam is for the occasions when Im wound too tight.
Sure Lexapro has cheered me up so much that I dont cry
Or get it up so I might give some Wellbutrin a try.
Girl. I swore off Cialis, Im no longer in the mood
Four hours at attention, man that could kill a dude.
They say Ambiens OK, long as you dont drive in your sleep
If you operate machinery pray the Lord your soul to keep.
Be aware that Vesicare can cut down on the trips
You make to tinkle in the night, plus subsequential drips.
Ear drops, eye drops, nose drops cause dried ups the shape Im in
Its like I need an oil can Im like that man of tin
Ice packs and heat packs for my aching knees and back
And that little baby aspirin to ward off my heart attack
I went down to Chinatown, the herbalist was there
I got some tea that tasted like a truckers underwear
Those acupuncture needles, naw, they dont hurt a bit
In point of fact those acupuncture needles dont do shit
I could buy a Thai massage to get a few good hugs
Instead I head to the drugstore to cop my load of drugs
When I was a little kid I never popped no pills
Just a bandaid and mercurochrome could cure most of my ills
Klonopins a controlled substance so I bum em from my wife
If the side effects dont kill me all my meds might save my life
I quit drinkin smokin red meat dairy and caffeine
Im not quite high on life just slightly dead know what I mean
I even asked the doctor Doc how long can this go on?
He said Son youre out to pasture, your next stop is Forest Lawn
Youll need something stronger than your Advil and /aleve
If you want to eat and sleep and piss and crap and shtup and breathe
If you want to eat and sleep and piss and crap and shtup and breathe!