My Parties Lyrics

Well, this is my backyard, it's my back gate I hate to start my parties late Here's the party cart, ain't that great? That ain't the best part, baby, just wait
I said that's a genuine weather vane It moves with the breeze Portable hammock, honey, who needs trees It's casual entertaining we aim to please
At my parties, alright
Check out the shingles, it's brand new Excuse me, while I mingle, hi, how are you? Hey everybody, let me give you a toast This one's for me the host with the most
It's getting a trifle colder step inside my home That's a brass toilet tissue holder with it's own telephone That's musical doorbell it don't ring, I ain't kiddin' Plays 'America The Beautiful' and 'Tie A Yellow Ribbon'
Boy, this punch is a trip, it's okay in my book Here, take a sip maybe a little heavy on the fruit Ah, here comes the dip you may kiss the cook
Let me show you, honey, it's easy, look You take a fork and spike 'em, say, did you try these? So glad you like 'em the secrets in the cheese It's casual entertaining we aim to please [ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/my-parties-lyrics-dire-straits.html ]
At my parties, alright At my parties, alright, uh huh
Now don't talk to me about the polar bear Don't talk to me about ozone layer Ain't so much of anything these days, even the air
They're running out of rhinos, what do I care ? Let's hear it for the dolphin let's hear it for the trees Ain't runnin' out of nothin' in my deep freeze It's casual entertaining we aim to please
At my parties, alright, uh huh Do what you please At my parties, alright, uh huh
Yeah, at my parties, alright, uh huh You do what you please At my parties, alright, uh huh
Oh yes, at my party I told you like that That's nice
At my parties, alright, uh huh At my parties, alright, uh huh At my parties, alright, uh huh Do what you please At my parties, alright, uh huh