My Vagina Lyrics

My vagina has two sets of lips But I don't get monthly blood drips My vagina hardly even used
My vagina's got lots of extra skin They took my outtie and made it an in Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond
Operation, sex-cessful But now I gotta pee through a miniature hole Gotta remember to put the seat down And when I wipe my ass, I go from front to back 'Cause I don't want a bladder infection
I never thought I'd miss my vas deferens I trade it in for a pair of used cans Now I get to hang with lesbians
Operation, paid upfront Now I show all my friends my new designer cunt They think I'm kinda weird but that's okay with me 'Cause now I kick their ass, played from the ladies team There's nothing finer than having a vagina