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New Religion Lyrics

"New Religion" was written by Craig Morris Reid, Charles Stobo Reid.
"New Religion" was written by Craig Morris Reid, Charles Stobo Reid.

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Evidence of a new religion
I'll spare you the details
Effluent from a bloated business
With replica shirt sales

Two for the kids, one for the wife
Indicating a stunted life
Didn't know gullibility was so rife?
Well, you do know now

Evidence of a new religion
Some hippie with a gripe
Strikes a blow with his census form
By summoning Star Wars tripe

Here's a thing that I'd love to say
Lynndie England walks free today
If she'll only agree to play
With every Jedi Knight

An' lo, my faith it was honed
We can't be alone
Don't say we're alone

Give me ancestry that's inbred
Give me wit that's completely dead
Give me a zip for the back of my head
I wanna join in too

Evidence of a new religion
Meeting a human need
Fertilizer for the brain
Feeding the weakest seeds

Feeding the weakest seeds
Feeding the weakest seeds
Feeding the weakest seeds

Songwriters
CRAIG MORRIS REID, CHARLES STOBO REID

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