30 Day Song Challenge! Day 18: Your Drunk Karaoke Song

I think I might be the only person in the entire world who physically bought Paris Hilton's album but I'll defend it to the grave. Even Lady Gaga thinks it's pure pop gold (I'll save you the trouble: go to 1:15 for the goods). I doubt that any karaoke bar would even have this in their catalogue, but a few drinks deep, I would definitely be all over it.