I don't even remember who gifted Swollen Members' 'Monsters in the Closet' to me but I am forever grateful to them. To this day, there's not a week that goes by where I don't listen to a song off this album. While 50 Cent was rapping about being in da club or P.I.M.P-ing women, Swollen were running their mouths off on more imaginary subject matter like dungeons and dragons. Oh yeah, and they rep my hometown of Vancouver! Why haven't I seen these guys live yet?? Prevail, Madchild…Moka? If any of you are reading this, please guestlist me.