Double-Dip: John Mellencamp and Jessica Simpson



Little ditty 'bout Nick and Jessica, hangin' out... in California. They were in a lil' show called Newlyweds, but it just... left their marriage dead. OOOH YEAAAAH life goes on! Cause they both found other people to hinge on!


Okay I can't do it anymore. So yeah, "I Think I'm In Love With You" samples "Jack & Diane"... too bad neither song accurately reflected her relationship with Nick Lachey. Doesn't matter, he found Vanessa Minnillo and Jessica's gettin hitched to Eric Johnson! Life does go on!


-al