Happy Birthday Fiddy!


Things I would gift to 50 Cent based on this video:



1. A new hat. Any hat. Anything other than this hat. A pirate hat, a top hat, a visor! Anything!



2. How bout some sandals? Look Fiddy, you're on the BEACH (which has SAND) in socks and sneakers. What's wrong with you?




3. Maybe the option to legally change his name. Like, he's leaving his $50 bill calling card all over the place after stealing bags full of money and a boat. People are going to catch on...even the maid knows what's up (maybe not the officer in the 2nd photo though, he looks pretty confused).


HAPPY BIRTHDAY!


-al