Here Is What Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne's Wedding Vows Would Be If They Used Their Lyrics
When news broke that two of Canada's most well-known musical exports, Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne (aka #Chavril), are scheduled to be married, we here at MetroLyrics (also, Canadians) decided to help them get a jump-start on the wedding preparations. After some digging, we penned a pair of personalized wedding vows for the two of them using their very own song lyrics! Consider it a wedding gift from us, guys.
With these custom vows in hand, their the ceremony will probably go something like this...
Minister: "Dearly beloved, we gather here today to mark the holy rock n' roll union of Chad Kroeger [*cannons fire and flames shoot toward the sky*] and Avril Lavigne [*all members of Sum 41 loudly boo*]. I've been told that the two of you have prepared vows. Avril, why don't you start things off...
Avril: "Okay, here goes...
Minister: "Indeed it is. Chad, on to you..."
Chad: "Okay... Avril,
I've been wrong, I've been down
But "what's worth the prize is always worth the fight
Been there before, but not like this / Seen it before, but not like this
I like the freckles on your chest/And I like the way you like me best
I want a brand new house...And a bathroom I can play baseball in/And a king size tub
'Cause you finally said that you would
Leave old pictures in the past, but...
Wait, look at this photograph
*Chad pulls out this photo and shows it to Avril*
Every time I do it makes me laugh/Every time I do it makes me... *notices Avril giving him the death stare*
Anyways, I love the places that we go/And I love the people that you know/And I love the way you can't say no
'Cause you know, you know, you know/That I love you/I have loved you all along
I said I love you and I swear I still do
But, yeah, enough with all this the soft stuff. Let's get this over with and start this P-A-R-T-Y!!"
Minister: "Chad, you may kiss the bride." [*guitar power chords blare, cannons fire and flames shoot through the sky once again*]
Songs used for Avril's vows: "The Best Damn Thing," "When You're Gone," "Wish You Were Here," and "Comlicated."
Songs used in Chad's vows: "How You Remind Me," "If Today Was Your Last Day," "Never Again," "Figured You Out," "Rockstar," "Feelin' Way Too Damn Good," "Photograph," and "Far Away."
Watch Avril's "Complicated" video below, and let us know what you think of the vows in the comments.
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