LOL Of The Day: Dolly Parton's "Crap" Freestyle



[Please note that I'm not calling darling Miss Parton "crap" — around 2:06 she coins the term herself!]

Paying tribute to her co-star Queen Latifah in the upcoming movie "Joyful Noise", country Barbie Dolly Parton decided to throw down a couple of phat rhymez during her performance at the Hollywood Bowl. If you're new to "Dollywood", aka the world of Miss Dolly, you'll come to learn that she's quite the funnywoman. Here's a verse that I LOL'd at:


I don't hip and I don't hop
I'd black both eyes with this big top
I know the Queen has got 'em too
But she don't work 'em like I do


Can you believe this woman is 65??? She's still got it!

~ A.H.