News: The Lyrics to Babyoncé's "If I Were A Boy (the Remix)"

Are you constantly thinking about Beyoncé and Jay-Z's future super-child as much as we are? We can't help but wonder what his/her life will be like only mere months from now when it's welcomed into the world. NY Mag's entertainment page Vulture decided to put a spin on Beyoncé's hit "If I Were A Boy" to give us an idea of how this "Babyoncé"'s life will play out if it indeed turns out to be male. Here's a version of the original song without vocals, so press play and sing along to "If I Were A Boy (the Remix)"!




If I were a boy 
a miniature Jay
I'd roll out to the park with my mama
And wear pink if I wanted
And go


Drink juice with my Dad
And chase after girls
I'd kick it with Apple and Moses
And I'd never get confronted for it
'Cause my dad's cooler than theirs


If I were a boy
I know I would be the man
'Cause my parents are so awesome
I swear that I'd take after them


I'd hang out with 'Ye
And go shopping with Goop
Spend some QT with Rihanna
Just like all my babies wanna
'Cause I'm the most famous kid on the Earth


If I were a boy
I'd drop a single at 3
Get Dad to do a guest verse
And hope he don't embarrass me


I'd dance with my mom
Take the stage like a pro
in my "Single Ladies" onesie
That's cute when you're a baby, when you're a baby, oh


If I were a boy
I know I would be the man
'Cause my parents are so awesome
I swear that I'd take after them


I'd hang out with 'Ye
And go shopping with Goop
Spend some QT with Rihanna
Just like all my babies wanna
'Cause I'm the most famous kid on Earth


I'm a little nervous about the paparazzi
And every blog in the world's inventing dumb names for me
If I were anyone else, I'd freak out


But I'm not just a boy
I will be the man
'Cause my parents are so awesome
I swear that I'll take after them


I'll hang out with 'Ye
and go shopping with Goop
Spend some QT with Rihanna
Just like all my babies wanna
'Cause I'm the most famous kid on the Earth


c/o Vulture


~ A.H.