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Next Contestant Lyrics

Nickelback : Next Contestant Lyrics

Songwriters: Adair, Daniel; Kroeger, Michael; Kroeger, Chad;
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I judge by what she's wearing
Just how many heads I'm tearing
Off of assholes coming on to her
Each night seems like it's getting worse

And I wish she'd take the night off
So I don't have to fight off
Every asshole coming on to her
It happens every night she works

They'll go and ask the DJ
Find out just what would she say
If they all tried coming on to her
Don't they know it's never going to work

They think they'll get inside her
With every drink they buy her
As they all try coming on to her
This time somebody's getting hurt
Here comes the next contestant

Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
There goes the next contestant

I even fear the ladies
They're cool but twice as crazy
Just as bad for coming on to her
Don't they know it's never going to work

Each time she bats an eyelash
Somebody's grabbing her ass
Everyone keeps coming on to her
This time somebody's getting hurt
Here comes the next contestant

Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
There goes the next contestant

I'm hating what she's wearing
Everybody here keeps staring
Can't wait 'til they get what they deserve
This time somebody's getting hurt
Here comes the next contestant

Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping

I wish you'd do it again
Each night seems like it's getting worse
I wish you'd do it again
This time somebody's getting hurt
There goes the next contestant

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User Comments

  • (1)

    Jan 18, 2009 at 08:39 PM

    :d luv the song! it's on my ipod.:d


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  • (1)

    Jan 06, 2009 at 02:14 PM

    i love it! its so cool! my bf says he do this to anyone if they ever try grabbing my ****! XD


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  • (1)

    Jun 28, 2008 at 08:41 PM

    my boyfriend says this is hes song to me b/c i ware what he calls realy sluty stuuf and other gut are alway looking at me


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  • (1)

    Feb 10, 2008 at 09:42 PM

    THIS SONG IS SOOO TRUE!
    ppl are always trying to take my boyfriend, i almost knocked one girl out... but VIOLENCE IS NOT THE ANSWER, MAKE MUSIC, NOT WAR!


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  • (-9)

    Feb 04, 2008 at 03:25 AM

    This song is cool, except it has too much language and is kinda inapproite when it says "each time she bats an eyelash somebody's grabbing her butt"


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  • (1)

    Dec 07, 2007 at 09:29 PM

    Jamming song from Nickelback. kool song dude!


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  • (1)

    Sep 16, 2007 at 07:27 PM

    awesome song.,...totally rockin


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  • (3)

    Sep 08, 2007 at 02:17 PM

    its cool good song thats like my friend with his girlfriend


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  • (2)

    Aug 09, 2007 at 05:39 AM

    I have this cd, listened to it over a million times now!


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  • (0)

    Jul 31, 2007 at 04:17 AM

    i love this song it is so awesome and if i worked at a club i would always wear a jacket and pants not all those little skimpy outfits those are gross ewwww :p :/


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