Oasis Lyrics

When I got to the party They gave me a 40 And I must have been thirsty 'Cuz I drank it so quickly
When I got to the bedroom There was somebody waiting And it isn't my fault That the barbarian raped me
When I went to get tested I brought along my best friend Melissa Mahoney who had once been molested And she knew how to get there She knew all the nurses They were all really friendly But the test came up positive
(Chorus) Uh-oh I've seen better days But I don't care Oh I just sent a letter in the mail
When I got my abortion I brought along my boyfriend We got there an hour [ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/oasis-lyrics-amanda-palmer.html ] Before the appointment And outside the building Were all these annoying fundamentalist Christians We tried to ignore them
(Chorus) Uh-oh I've had better days But I don't care Oasis got my letter in the mail
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When vacation was over The word was all over That I was a crack whore Melissa had told them And do now we're not talking Except we have tickets to see 'Blue in October' And I think we're still going
(Chorus) Uh-Oh I've seen better days But I don't care Oh I just got a letter in the mail Oasis and a photograph It's autographed and everything Melissa's gonna wet herself I swear