Oklahoma Backroom Dancer Lyrics

She's always appearing with a band of renown You want to go and see her when you're feeling down She's a breathtaking spectacle, with guaranteed hope She'll make you feel good, 'cause she's the best thing since soap She'll greet you in the alley with a fortified smile She's the original sideshow and she's got her own style
Pardon my baby, she got to have her fun Yes, I say, pardon my baby, she got to have her fun Oh, she's a Oklahoma backroom dancer, watch her run
Now, she dances on air just like Superman's child Like a filter-chip dessert she's wild but she's mild She's more fun than Colorado, and more far-out than Maine She comes on like thunder and she's more right than rain She's the mother of earth, and the goddess of thirst She's the chicken and the egg and whichever came first
Pardon my baby, she got to have her chance Oh, I say, pardon my baby, she got to have her chance Oh, she's a Oklahoma backroom dancer, watch her dance
Yeah, I say, pardon my baby, she got to have her fun Yeah, I say, pardon my baby, she got to have her fun Yes, she's a Oklahoma backroom dancer, watch her run
Woo! My, my!