Old Siam Sir Lyrics

In a village in Old Siam, sir There's a lady who's lost her way In an effort to find a man, sir She found herself in the old UK
She waited 'round in Walthamstow She stowed 'round in Scarborough She waited 'round in Walthamstow She skated 'round in Scarborough
In a village in old east end, sir She met a fellow who made her real Took her rushes to show, this man, sir Met his dad at the wedding meal
In a letter from Old Siam, sir Came an terrible tale of woe She decided the only answer Was to get off a pile of dough
She waited 'round in Walthamstow She stowed 'round in Scarborough She waited 'round in Walthamstow She stowed 'round in Scarborough
When a relative told her man, sir He directed her not to stay In a village in Old Siam, sir There's a lady who's lost her way
In a village in Old Siam, sir There's a lady who's lost her way In an effort to find a man, sir She found herself in the old UK
She waited 'round in Walthamstow She stowed 'round in Scarborough She waited 'round in Walthamstow She stowed 'round in Scarborough
In a village in Old Siam, sir There's a lady who's lost her way In an effort to find a man, sir She found herself in the old UK
Walthamstow, Scarborough