One Week Lyrics

It's been one week since you looked at me Cocked your head to the side and said, "I'm angry" Five days since you laughed at me saying "Get that together, come back and see me"
Three days since the living room I realized, it's all my fault but couldn't tell you Yesterday, you'd forgiven me But it'll still be two days till I say, "I'm sorry"
Hold it now and watch the hoodwink As I make you stop, think, you'll think You're looking at Aqua man, I summon fish to the dish Although I like the Chalet Swiss
I like the sushi 'cause it's never touched a frying pan Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes Big like LeAnn Rimes because I'm all about value Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
You try to match wits You try to hold me but I bust through Gonna make a break and take a fake I'd like a stinkin' achin' shake
I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavors Gotta see the show, 'cause then you'll know The vertigo is gonna grow, 'cause it's so dangerous You'll have to sign a waiver
How can I help it if I think You're funny when you're mad Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve I have a history of taking off my shirt
It's been one week since you looked at me Threw your arms in the air and said, "You're crazy" Five days since you tackled me I've still got the rug burns on both my knees
It's been three days since the afternoon You realized it's not my fault not a moment too soon Yesterday you'd forgiven me And now I sit back and wait 'til you say you're sorry
Chickity China the Chinese chicken You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin' Watchin' X-Files with no lights on We're dans la maison
I hope the smoking man's in this one Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic Like Sting, I'm tantric Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
Like Kurosawa, I make mad films Okay, I don't make films But if I did they'd have a Samurai Gonna get a set a' better clubs Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back swing Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon 'Cause the cartoon has got the boom anime babes That make me think the wrong thing
How can I help it if I think You're funny when you're mad Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve I have a history of losing my shirt
It's been one week since you looked at me Dropped your arms to your sides and said "I'm sorry" Five days since I laughed at you and said "You just did just what I thought you were gonna do"
Three days since the living room We realized we're both to blame but what could we do? Yesterday you just smiled at me Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
It'll still be two days till we say, "We're sorry" It'll still be two days till we say, "We're sorry" Birch Mount Stadium, home of the Robbie