I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
I'm a sci-fi fanatic, a mild asthmatic
And I've never been to second base
But there's a whole ‘nother me
That you need to see, go check out MySpace
'Cause online, I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5, and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati, I'm a black-belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day, I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
So much cooler online
When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time
I’ve ever even been to L.A.
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade
But online I live in Malibu
I posed for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day, I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online
When you got my kind of stats
It’s hard to get a date, let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I login
Online, I’m out in Hollywood
I’m 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day, I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online
Yeah, I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online
Hey, I’m cooler online
Yeah, I'll see ya online
Hey, I’m cooler online
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turdbucket25
i love this song i am brad paisley's biggest fan i swear i listen to him all the time and never listen to anything else i lloovvee bbrraadd ppaaiisslleeyy!!!!!
Huntsgirla
im so much cooler online really im cooler online.
lost in symphony
haha ahh everytime i hear this song i think of this guy that was tryin to get me to date him online his name is marshall...hes a loser his aim screen name is marshman2010 and he has a facebook its under the name marshall livingston
lost in symphony
lol i love this song....so many ppl out there totally do this...my friend marshall for example...lol
XoCandiceoX
yep this song is funny i love it 2.
*white*angel*
this song is soo funny same thing soccer girl
soccer-chick24
I love this song! it is sooooo funny!! especially the music video!!!