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from 5th Gear

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"Online" is track #3 on the album 5th Gear. It was written by Paisley, Brad Douglas / Dubois, Charles Christopher / Lovelace, John Kelley.
"Online" is track #3 on the album 5th Gear. It was written by Paisley, Brad Douglas / Dubois, Charles Christopher / Lovelace, John Kelley.

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I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive and old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5'3 and overweight

I'm a sci-fi fanatic
Mild asthmatic
Never been to 2nd base
But there's a whole another me
That you need to see
Go check out Myspace

'Cause online I'm down in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black belt in Karate
And I love a good glass of wine

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

I get home, I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac

In real life, the only time I
Ever even been to L.A.
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade

Online I live in Malibu
I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mind

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online

When you got my kinda stacks, it's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot
And I lose a bunch of weight every time I log in

Online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day, I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online

Songwriters
Paisley, Brad Douglas / Dubois, Charles Christopher / Lovelace, John Kelley

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