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Open Up The Doghouse (Two Cats Are Coming In) Lyrics

"Open Up The Doghouse (Two Cats Are Coming In)" was written by Fisher/alfred.
"Open Up The Doghouse (Two Cats Are Coming In)" was written by Fisher/alfred.

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Open up the doghouse
Open up the doghouse
Rover, Rover, move it over
Two cats are comin' in

Nat, you look like a man with a story , I sure have
I told my wife we oughta save money
That's the way it's gotta be, oh gotta, gotta be that way
She cancelled all her charge accounts, gave all the gold to me

Well, I can't see what you did wrong
Why was your woman so upset?
Well, I put the money on a horse
And he hasn't showed up yet

Open up the doghouse
Open up the doghouse
Rover, Rover, move it over
Two cats are comin' in

Well, Dean, what's your problem? Here it is
I gave my wife a beautiful fur coat, you did?
Told her it was genuine mink, rich man

I took her out to show it off
Then we stopped in for a drink, oh cocktails
Well, I know your wife was really thrilled
How come you two had a spat?

Oh, it's easy, you see
It started to rain, the coat got wet
And mink just don't smell like that
Timber

Open up the doghouse
Open up the doghouse
Rover, Rover, move it over
Two cats are comin' in

Let's hear it, Nat, you know what
You know what though
What?
There's just one way to handle a woman

Dean, we just got to treat 'em rough
We gotta slap 'em, that's right
We gotta show 'em who wears the pants
Cut out that sissy, sissy stuff

Now it ain't no use to take abuse
Whenever they are cranky or cross
Let's put the women in their place
And we'll show them who's the boss

Open up the doghouse
Two cats are comin' in

Songwriters
FISHER/ALFRED

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