Penguin, James Penguin Lyrics

Well, the reindeer pull the sleigh And the elves make the toys Those are the stories that are well known To all little girls and boys
But I've got another story That I bet you haven't heard Did you know that Santa Has a secret agent bird
He's Penguin, James Penguin That dapper little guy Like a well dressed duck in a three piece tux He's Santa's secret spy
Now have you ever wondered How Santa Clause keeps tabs And how he knows when you've been good How he knows when you've been bad
It's Penguin, James Penguin That dapper little guy Like a well dressed duck in a three piece tux He's Santa's secret spy
From an undisclosed location He's watching me and you He's got satellite up links in his cuff links Yeah, he sees everything you do
He's Penguin, James Penguin That dapper little guy Like a well dressed duck in a three piece tux He's Santa's secret spy
Not so very long ago Santa didn't need much help But with more and more kids every year He soon got overwhelmed
He told the elves one Christmas We can't do this anymore Then a knight in shining polyester Waddled through his door
And it was Penguin, James Penguin He was there to save the day He had wireless And GPS outfitted on the sleigh
And Santa said Penguin Won't you be my ears and eyes How did you like to help me run My SCFBI
He's Penguin, James Penguin And now I guess you've heard How Santa got his little Christmas Secret agent bird