Pennsylvania Lyrics

We are Cop Rock, we are Screech, we are Z. Cavaricci We are laser-removed Tasmanian Devil tattoos We are Third String, we are puck, we are Special People's Club We are the half shirts with irreverent spring, break top ten lists
We are munsoned, we are squat, we are flashing twelve o'clock We are spread out butt cheeks, pulled apart so just the air leaks We are Ishtar, we are tab, we are no right turn on red We are the mustaches, the Beatles grew when they dropped
You are the heart dotting I in the word apologize Scribbled drunk on a postcard sent from somewhere volcanoes are I am the heart with no name, airbrushed on the license plate Of a Subaru that was registered in Pennsylvania
We are Zima, we are Barf, we are Cinderblock Yard Art We are Baldwin Brothers, not the good one but the others We are Amway, we are Shemp, we are Sir David of Brent We are the Queef after a porn star breaks the record
You are the heart dotting I in the word apologize Scribbled drunk on a postcard sent from somewhere volcanoes are I am the heart with no name, airbrushed on the license plate Of a Subaru that was registered in Pennsylvania
Do you even know what a wawa is, girl? Do you even know what a wawa is? Do you even know what a wawa is, girl? Do you even know what a wawa is? I'm in a state of P, A