Permanent Waves Lyrics

Please call a doctor, I've been so depressed That I think that I'm finally breakin' I can't quite explain, I can't feel any pain But I know that this time I'm not fakin'
Oh oh, what can it be, oh oh, inside of me
I saw my doctor he said, "Man you look sick" He said, "I think you better do something quick" He checked me over and he said I was fit "What you need is a change, have a shave, find a chick"
Your body functions but your hair's a disgrace You shouldn't let it hang all over your face Change your image 'cos you look out of place Comb your hair, put on weight, try to look up to date
Why don't you put in some permanent waves? You'll look smooth, you'll look cool, you'll be laughing You'll get lots of dates, you'll be made, you'll get laid You'll get out and about, you'll be laughing
Oh oh, you'll be okay, once you get those permanent waves Do your permanent waves, oh oh permanent waves
I was really up but now I'm down once again I went out walking and it started to rain My perm washed out, it just got flushed down the drain My neurosis returned, I'm a wreck once again
And wait 'til I get back my permanent waves I'll be cool, I'll be smooth, I'll be laughing I'll be all the rage in my permanent waves And I'll start a new craze, I'll be laughing
Oh oh, I'll be okay once I get permanent waves Oh permanent waves, oh oh permanent waves