Piggy met Baby in a disco bar
Baby said, "What a cute little piggy you are"
When he took one look at her rocket tits
He smiled real wide and said, "Baby, you're it"
Piggy said, "Baby won't you come with me
My little place is three steps away"
Piggy's gonna take us both to paradise
He said, "Come on, little baby, won't you please be nice"
Piggy said, "Baby, do you have a smoke?
Baby said, "No", she is tryin' to quit
Well, Piggy was speechless for a couple of beats
He dropped his jaw open and he said, "Shit"
Now Piggy and Baby had some swinging times
And though piggy was stupid, Baby sure didn't mind
Baby said, "Piggy take us straight to the stars"
And Piggy said, "Huh? Whatever"
Now Piggy and Baby took a walk in the park
It seems that Piggy was in kind of a fix
He owed seven bills to a couple of sharks
Who were, were getting kind of itchy in their finger-tips
So they figured it was best to clear out for a while
And he had lots of friends or so Piggy would boast
And his little kinda habit was getting out of control
So they slipped up his Lincoln and head for the coast
Now, Baby started smoking again on the way
And Piggy's little habit was starting to make him sweat
So they, so they stopped off in Vegas for a couple of days
To scam up some cash and make a few bets
They went and shacked up in a place on the strip
Piggy made some calls and Baby got sick
Baby turned to Piggy with a desperate plea
She said, "Come on, honey, you know what we need"
But the problem, you see, was that they were broke as shit
So Piggy asked Baby if she'd turn a few tricks
Well, she argued at first then she finally agreed
And with a couple of shiners, she hit the street
Now, now Piggy felt good and Piggy felt mean
And Piggy was high on his self esteem
So he pulled out his piece, in front of a cop
But the cop said, "Fuck you" and Piggy got popped