Please, Mrs. Henry Lyrics

Well, I've already had two beers I'm ready for the broom Please, Mrs. Henry, won't you Take me to my room?
I'm a good ol' boy But I've been sniffin' too many eggs Talkin' to too many people Drinkin' too many kegs
Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please I'm down on my knees an' I ain't got a dime
Well, I'm groanin' in a hallway Pretty soon I'll be mad Please, Mrs. Henry, won't you Take me to your dad?
I can drink like a fish I can crawl like a snake I can bite like a turkey I can slam like a drake
Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please I'm down on my knees an' I ain't got a dime
Now, don't crowd me, lady Or I'll fill up your shoe I'm a sweet bourbon daddy An' tonight I am blue
I'm a thousand years old I'm a generous bomb I'm T-boned and punctured I've been known to be calm
Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please I'm down on my knees an' I ain't got a dime
Now, I'm startin' to drain My stool's gonna squeak If I walk too much farther My crane's gonna leak
Look, Mrs. Henry There's only so much I can do Why don't you look my way An' pump me a few?
Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please I'm down on my knees an' I ain't got a dime